Startup Incubator Incubator
Are you up for reelection next year and need to look trendy? Does your company have too much money and want to be invited to the right parties? All your friends went to Davos and you can't even get a date on Friday?
Then start a startup incubator! And the Rabbit Startup Incubator Incubator will help you do that.
Where we can help
Marketing Learn how to say we are the Y Combinator of small-town Northern Midwest. Learn how to best place young people with beards and bangs and their Powerbooks for good photos that the press will love.
Funding Learn how to get public bodies to spend taxpayer money on job creation, winning the future, building a knowledge-based economy, and other seemingly worthy goals that we'll make you look hip and virtually ensure good press for your office at taxpayer's expense.
Prizes Did you know that there are hundreds of semi-obscure startup incubator rankings? We will help you win one of these. So that you can say Nowhere, Ohio, has the 12th best incubator in the sewage management business!
Location If the old mantra was location, location, location, with the internet, it doesn't matter (on twitter nobody knows you're in Detroit!). But you still need a good looking office space to feature on your home page. Our interior designers will tell what red bean bag to buy, what lime-green couches and cool lamps to get.
Our experts have started startup incubators all over the world, including one in Jarkurghon, Uzbekistan, which is the leading startup incubator in the world in innovation for the Potassium-based economy! We have collectively spent billions of taxpayer money and gotten hundreds of mayor's photo ops with Bono and other innovators.
So, apply now for the Rabbit Startup Incubator Incubator and you too can have a startup incubator in your town.